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Reever

Reever

Member Since 03 Apr 2015
OFFLINE Last Active Jun 02 2015 07:40 AM
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How do you survive?

04 April 2015 - 09:11 AM

What kind of pets do you like? What's your favorite color? Coffee or Tea? What was the last thing you bought, the last text you got, the last thing you ate? What color is this dress? My god, what a sad, pathetic little world you commoners live in. Here's a question for you. How do you even survive? From all appearances your kind are one brain cell above needing to be reminded to breath. For some reason though, the laws of natural selection don't seem to apply to you. You're still here. It's mind boggling. How do you do it? What's the secret? It's almost to the point where I can't cross the street without anticipating the very real possibility of being run over by some loser in a diaper riding a shopping cart trying to make a name for himself on YouTube. There are times I start to think I should get a voluntary lobotomy so I can better relate to the world around me and the people in it. Fortunately, there are just enough people like me that I won't have to resort to such an extreme.

 

 

Here, let me ask you a few questions...

 

When is the last frikkin time you've been laid?

When is the last time you've even left the house for anything but work?

Do you work? (Updating your stupid Facebook page doesn't count)

Do you contribute in any meaningful way to the world around you? (Updating your stupid Facebook page doesn't count)

Do you give a crap about anything other than social media and porn?

Are you still paying attention or does the lack of a shiny object make that impossible?

 

 

A little trivia about me, since that's the language you seem to speak...

 

My car is black,

My other car is blue with white racing stripes,

My dick is about 12 and 1/2 inches long.

My house is 4200 square feet.

My other house is 1800 square feet.

My boat is fast.

My physique is ripped.

My favorite color is black

My favorite hobby is stepping into a kickboxing ring and pounding some random idiot senseless.

 

... Anything else you want to know?

 

 

 

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Reever


Small minds, big picture.

03 April 2015 - 08:36 AM

It never ceases to amaze me just how trivial the interests of common folk are. Fluff and nonsense. Here are a few things to try and wrap your minds around that I'd like to get your opinions on.

 

 

1> Ocean circulation is slowing as a result of global warming. When this slowing reaches a certain point, the oceans will become starved of oxygen, killing most aquatic life. Eventually, and probably very quickly, this will lead to an explosion in the growth of sulfer eating anaerobic bacteria which release hydrogen sulfide as a biproduct of their life process. For those of you not well versed in chemistry, hydrogen sulfide is a heavier than air gas that is extremely deadly to oxygen breathing life forms. Scientists now believe that 4 of the 5 most recent mass extinction events were caused by this gas-chamber effect, and one by asteroid collision. If the Earth continues to warm, you may find a cloud of death one day wafting over the horizon in your direction and die soon after to the aroma of rotten eggs.

 

 

2> A company called Monsanto (of which I own a lot of stock) has big plans for the worlds food supply. Known for such marvels of technology as DDT, Agent Orange, and PCB's, Monsanto now has in their possession the power of genetic patents. It may not be news to some that the company has long been getting permission to plant its genetically modified crops upwind of organic farming operations so they could run them into bankruptcy. The way that works is like this, they start by spraying their extra potent pesticides on their pesticide restistent frankenfood to have it carried on the wind to the organic fields, wiping out all but the GMO cross pollunated plants. They then use those surviving plants as evidence of patent violation and sue them into the ground. But this is only the tip of the iceberg. The pesticides along with the funky pollen generated by their GMO's weaken the immune systems of bees and other pollunating insects, leading to an epidemic of CCD (Colony Collapse Disorder). The extra toxic pesticides also cause pests to become more and more resistent, making conventional pesticides (like those used on non-GMO crops) ineffective. But why, you may ask, would anyone want to virtually wipe out pollunating insects? Well, because Monsanto can then make the world fully dependant on crops grown from terminator seeds (Seeds which produce a sterile crop). See where this is going?

 

 

So if I can pull your attention away from the latest celebrity gossip or twitter fluff for a moment, I'd like to get your opinion regarding these matters. Are they of any concern to you?

 

 

 

 

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Reever


Welcome to the Dark Side

03 April 2015 - 07:46 AM

I am Reever, and before you roll out the red carpet, you should probably know, that I am here not to socialize with you, but to joust with you. I am not friendly or nice, I am the enemy and should not be underestimated. You will undoubtedly find my views hard to swallow, but that's the fun of social diversity. To quote from the movie Libertine, "I don't want you to like me."

 

 

With that said, I look forward to finding among you a worthy opponent. The odds are slim, but maybe one of you has what it takes to step into the arena with me and put up a respectable fight. I usually leave opponents curled up in fetal position crying bitter tears after just one post, but maybe you'll last for two.

 

 

A little about myself. I am a major shareholder in the GANG (Gambling, Alcohol, Nicotine, and Guns) and also invest heavily in other "Sin" stocks. I have a deep loathing for commoners and I play the stock game kind of like a video game, where the money I make represents my contribution to commoners in their most noble ambition to inflict misery upon themselves and one another, and to reduce their numbers. Not all of my contributions however have been from behind a desk. I have also served in the army so that I could pull the trigger myself. Why should you guys have all the fun? My hobbies include adrenaline charged sports like wake boarding, base jumping, hang gliding, and skydiving (to name a few). I also like cruising in my convertable beemer out on the open road, though sometimes I like my scenery a bit more blurry so I take my 911 Turbo out for a spin. The chicks tend to favor the BMW though (Something to do with G forces). Anyhow, enough about me. See you in the arena.

 

 

 

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Reever