What kind of pets do you like? What's your favorite color? Coffee or Tea? What was the last thing you bought, the last text you got, the last thing you ate? What color is this dress? My god, what a sad, pathetic little world you commoners live in. Here's a question for you. How do you even survive? From all appearances your kind are one brain cell above needing to be reminded to breath. For some reason though, the laws of natural selection don't seem to apply to you. You're still here. It's mind boggling. How do you do it? What's the secret? It's almost to the point where I can't cross the street without anticipating the very real possibility of being run over by some loser in a diaper riding a shopping cart trying to make a name for himself on YouTube. There are times I start to think I should get a voluntary lobotomy so I can better relate to the world around me and the people in it. Fortunately, there are just enough people like me that I won't have to resort to such an extreme.
Here, let me ask you a few questions...
When is the last frikkin time you've been laid?
When is the last time you've even left the house for anything but work?
Do you work? (Updating your stupid Facebook page doesn't count)
Do you contribute in any meaningful way to the world around you? (Updating your stupid Facebook page doesn't count)
Do you give a crap about anything other than social media and porn?
Are you still paying attention or does the lack of a shiny object make that impossible?
A little trivia about me, since that's the language you seem to speak...
My car is black,
My other car is blue with white racing stripes,
My dick is about 12 and 1/2 inches long.
My house is 4200 square feet.
My other house is 1800 square feet.
My boat is fast.
My physique is ripped.
My favorite color is black
My favorite hobby is stepping into a kickboxing ring and pounding some random idiot senseless.
... Anything else you want to know?